The King of Gotham: An Evening With Bruce Wayne by hapakitsune
Clark Kent writes a profile of Bruce Wayne.
Third Wheel by Unpretty
"Who are these anonymous sources?"
"Hell if I know," Lois huffed. "I've lived in Metropolis most of my life, but Kent blows in from Smallville and suddenly he's friends with every hooker and hobo that might have a quote he can use."
"Huh." Bruce looked over the picture at the head of the article again. "Smallville?"
"I know, right? Smallville, Kansas. It's like he emerged fully-formed out of an apple pie. The fucker." She swept powder aggressively over her cheekbones.
The corner of his mouth curled upward. "Getting ready for war?"
"With Kent?" She snapped her compact shut. "Always." Absolutely hilarious reworking of Batman and Superman's first meeting via Lois's POV, with great, in-character voices for all three of them but especially Clark. I love this Clark. I literally laughed until I cried at certain parts of this story. Highly recommended.
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